Hello, legions of faithful readers! Here is a fake mixtape compiled by the wonders of online capability or something. Ooh boy!

1. The Kinks - Rosie Won't You Please Come Home
2. Altered Images -
3. Beat Happening - Noise (live at Vermonstress)
4. Talking Heads - Artists Only
5. My Bloody Valentine - Loomer
6. Sonic Youth - Total Trash
7. The Shirelles - Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow
8. Jonathan Richman & the Modern Lovers - New England